John Dorhauer

John was born at a very early age.  He plays trumpet for BUB.  He plays trumpet for other stuff, too.  He teaches other people how to play the trumpet real good-like.  He once made a paper airplane that flew, like, really far.  He alphabetizes his DVD and CD collections for the benefit of himself and others.  He likes globes.  He once wrote a sentence that used all 26 letters of the alphabet without realizing it until someone told him, “hey man, that sentence just used all 26 letters of the alphabet.”  His favorite number is 11.  He owns a really big calculator.  He has never lost a staring contest.  He is most certainly not involved in any sort of government witness protection program, so don’t even bother asking.  He condones the use of pronouns.  That’s about it.